This chick/bird/slut is utterly wrecked/trashed/gone. She's been popping pills/chugging booze/doing lines all night/day/weekend and she's lookin' pretty rough. Her {moves/dance are pathetic/hilarious/horrible and her clothes/outfit are a disaster/ridiculous/wildly inappropriate. She stumbles/waddles/flops around like she can't feel her legs/has no coordination/is made of jelly. This is a classic/prime example/ textbook case of what happens when you party too hard/lose control/push it too far. You gotta know your limits/boundaries/endurance, or else you end up lookin' like this wreck/disaster/train wreck.

Wul Tight an' Badmind Bashment

Dis yah sound a pure fire, yuh know. Dem deh selectors dem drop di tracks like dem crazy, an' di crowd dem a go berserk. Dem a jump pon di floor all night long. Is a pure vibe, yuh feel mi?

• Expect some wicked riddims from di likes of Buju Banton.
• Bring most comfortable footwear, 'cause yuh a go be on the move .
• Stay tuned fi a proper party experience.

Dancing to this Beat of Badmind Shell

The bass is like a heartbeat, and the beat is heavy. The crowd, a swarm of movers, lose themselves up in it. It's a night with sweat.

This ain't no social gathering; this is Badmind Shell, and they bring the madness.

The Ultimate Shindig

Get ready to unleash your inner goomba and prepare for a sensation of a time at the legendary Shell Shockin' Skankin' Spree! This ain't no ordinary bash, it's a full-on frenzy of foot-stompin' tunes that'll leave you speechless.

• Brace Yourselves for a celebration of the best punk bands this side of the Milky Way
• Dig out your most outrageous duds and shimmy your way to the front of the podium!
• Savor a mountain of scrumptious eats that'll keep you fueled up for all night long.

You better not miss out on this totally rad experience! The Shell Shockin' Skankin' Spree is gonna be a tale you'll never forget!

Dem Bad Vibes, Tight Up Style

Yuh know seh some people dem jus' like fi spread bad vibes, mek di whole place feel tense. But we nah get caught up to dat, yuh hear? We gotta keep it positive and keep our own style tight.

It's all about perspective, bredda. We gotta spread love. When people come with dem bad energy, just let it go. Don't feed the negativity. Just stay cool.

We gotta remember seh we in control of our own destiny. So let's keep dem bad vibes out and make a difference.

Skanking Through Shell, Defying Badmind

Dippin' and swayin'/bobbin'/jiggin' through the shell of this world/scene/society, we ain't givin' in to no badmind/hatred/vibes. We keep it movin'/stay true/push forward with a heart full of rhythm/love/joy and a soul that's ready/fired up/vibrant to bust a move/dance the night away/celebrate life. The beat/music/sound is callin', and we answer with moves/energy/passion, lettin' the good vibes flow/shine/spread.

It ain't about the competition/judgement/drama, it's about findin' your own groove/flow/beat and movin' to it with pride/confidence/freedom. {Shell shock? Nah. We got shellshock therapy, delivered in doses of rhythm and unity/love/respect. Join the circle, let the music/energy/vibes carry most streamed dancehall songs spotify you away, and remember: we skankin' through shell, defyin'/overcomin'/ignorning badmind every step of the way.